When George Bush first got elected President and was spending his first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and George says "How can I best serve my country?
Washington says: "Never tell a lie"
Ouch says George, "I don't know about that"
The next night, Thomas Jefferson appears... George says "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says "Listen to the People"
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that"
On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears....
George says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the Theater."
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